Black jokes

2019.08.02

Joke about birds, mouse black

The early bird might get the worm,

Birds Mouse Black

2018.07.26

Joke about lawyer black

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead

Lawyer Black

2018.07.25

Joke about spider, snoring black

Why do female black widow spiders kill their males

Spider Snoring Black

2018.07.25

Joke black wordplay

How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can

Black Wordplay

2018.07.25

Joke about face black

Funny offence: With a face like yours, you have a

Face Black

2018.07.02

Joke about coffee black

Before my first cup of coffee I hate everybody. That doesn't

Coffee Black

2018.01.29

Joke about doctor black

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10

Doctor Black

2018.01.29

Joke about doctor black

Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is

Doctor Black

2017.12.04

Joke about hunting black

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is

Hunting Black

2017.11.23

Joke about children black

I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according

Children Black

2017.11.23

Joke about suicide, detective black

A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective

Suicide Detective Black

2017.11.23

Joke about diarrhea, doctor black

Patient asks his doctor: "Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"

Diarrhea Doctor Black

2017.11.23

Joke about barber, shaving black

Today I went to a barber's shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put
a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a

Barber Shaving Black

2017.09.11

Joke about husband, wife black

Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her
bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts
hitting the blanket until the

Husband and wife Black

2017.06.28

Joke about death black

A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.
The husband said "ship her home".
Shocked,

Death Black

2017.06.25

Joke about little johnny black

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.

Little Johnny Black

2017.06.19

Joke about ads black

A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: "Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom."
One day her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the

Ads Black

2017.06.19

Joke black vulgar

A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road.
He stops.
And he asks him:
- Hey, What happens to you?
- (crying) Look! and he points

Black Vulgar

2017.06.17

Joke black

A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy

Black

2017.06.11

Joke about apple, worm black

- Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?

Apple Worm Black