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Categories :		Black • Coffee

Before my first cup of coffee I hate everybody. That doesn't change after I've had that coffee, but it feels much better.

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Categories :		Women and Men • Vulgar

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."

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Categories :		Laziness

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

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Categories :		Stupidity

Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.

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Categories :		Bicycle

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Categories :		Snake

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