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Categories :		Women • Phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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Categories :		Husband and wife • Masturbation • Vulgar

A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!

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Categories :		Short • Finger

My middle finger salutes you!

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Categories :		Sex

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

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Categories :		Cat

Stuffed toy cat

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Categories :		Cat • Dog

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