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 Categories :   Hot Dog


Of all the dogs, a Hot Dog is the most noble; it feeds the hand that bites it.
  






 Categories :   Secretary Vulgar


Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..."
Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day and you can see her functions..."
Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!"
You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
  







 Categories :   Weather


There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.
  






 Categories :   Banker


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  







 Categories :   Tea


Funny picture  about tea
  






 Categories :   Monkey


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