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Categories :		Black • Coffee

Before my first cup of coffee I hate everybody. That doesn't change after I've had that coffee, but it feels much better.

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Categories :		Husband and wife • Dentists

A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. Just pull the tooth out."
" You are a brave man,” said the dentist. "Now show me the tooth"
"Open your mouth,” said the man to his wife and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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Categories :		Laziness

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

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Categories :		People • Cat

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

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Categories :		Bicycle

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Categories :		Sausage • Vulgar

Sausage man

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