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 Categories :   Hot Dog


Of all the dogs, a Hot Dog is the most noble; it feeds the hand that bites it.
  






 Categories :   Vulgar


A guy is in line at the local Store when he notices that a rather hot blond behind him has just smiled "Hello" to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him... and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from... so he says ..."Sorry....do you know me?"
She replies... "I may be mistaken... but I thought you might be the father... of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy crap".... he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends.... while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?"
"No".... she replies..... "I'm your son's teacher."
  







 Categories :   Weather


There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.
  






 Categories :   God


I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  







 Categories :   Tea


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 Categories :   Elephant Vulgar


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