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 Categories :   Genies


Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.
The genie grants each of them one wish.
The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.
The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.
The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me..." Wish granted.
  






 Categories :   Vulgar Wordplay


"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
"Well...no. What makes you say that..?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!"
  







 Categories :   Money


Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.
  






 Categories :   Wisdom


Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  







 Categories :   Monkey


Funny picture  about monkey
  






 Categories :   Toilet


Funny picture  about toilet
  
























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