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 Categories :   Women Phone


When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.
  






 Categories :   Ads Black


A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: "Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom."
One day her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door.
He says: "I am here to answer your ad in the paper. I have no arms so I will not hit you and no legs so I cannot run away."
She says: "What about the good in bed part?"
He says: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
  







 Categories :   Short Finger


My middle finger salutes you!
  






 Categories :   Hurt


The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
  







 Categories :   Cat


Funny picture  about cat
Stuffed toy cat
  






 Categories :   Shark Black


Funny picture  about shark black
  
























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