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Categories :		Hot Dog

Of all the dogs, a Hot Dog is the most noble; it feeds the hand that bites it.

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Categories :		Secretary • Vulgar

Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..."
Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day and you can see her functions..."
Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!"
You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.

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Categories :		Weather

There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.

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Categories :		Banker

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Categories :		Tea

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Categories :		Monkey

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