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 Categories :   Teacher


TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
  






 Categories :   Blonde


A blonde walks in the ice cream parlor and orders a chocolate ice cream cone.
The clerk tells her that he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry.
The blonde then orders a pint of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, just vanilla and strawberry.
The blonde then orders a quart of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry.
The blonde then orders a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk then asks her how she spells van as in vanilla.
She says, V-A-N.
He then asks her how she spells straw as in strawberry.
She says, S-T-R-A-W
He then asks her how she spells f:::ck as in chocolate.
After a while she says there is no f:::ck in chocolate.
THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU
  







 Categories :   Confession Reputation


Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.
  






 Categories :   Elections


A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
  







 Categories :   Russia Putin


Funny picture  about putin and russia
  






 Categories :   Toilet


Funny picture  about toilet
Yoga toilet
  
























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