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Categories :		Black • Coffee

Before my first cup of coffee I hate everybody. That doesn't change after I've had that coffee, but it feels much better.

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Categories :		Husband and wife • Prostitute • Vulgar

A husband and wife are having financial troubles.
They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash.
The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later.
She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50!"
"What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks.
"All of them!"

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Categories :		Laziness

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

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Categories :		God

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Categories :		Bicycle

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Categories :		Car

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