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Categories :		Teacher

TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

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Categories :		Pirate

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt.
After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir."
At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon.
The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."

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Categories :		Confession • Reputation

Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.

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Categories :		War

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Categories :		Putin

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Categories :		Matryoshka doll • Putin • Death • Black

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