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Categories :		Women • Phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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Categories :		Brains • Eye

Yeah, roll your eyes all you like, it won't help you. You won't find any brains back there.

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Categories :		Short • Finger

My middle finger salutes you!

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Categories :		Marriage

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

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Categories :		Cat

Stuffed toy cat

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Categories :		Squirrel

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