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Categories :		Women • Phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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Categories :		Ads • Black

A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: "Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom."
One day her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door.
He says: "I am here to answer your ad in the paper. I have no arms so I will not hit you and no legs so I cannot run away."
She says: "What about the good in bed part?"
He says: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

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Categories :		Short • Finger

My middle finger salutes you!

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Categories :		Hurt

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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Categories :		Cat

Stuffed toy cat

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Categories :		Shark • Black

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