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 Categories :   Little Johnny Crocodile


One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
  






 Categories :   Women and Men


What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
  







 Categories :   Laugh


He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.
  






 Categories :   Women and Men


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
  







 Categories :   Cat


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 Categories :   Henpecked husband


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