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Categories :		Women • Phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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Categories :		Sex

There are four kinds of sex :
- House sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
- Bedroom sex - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
- Hall sex - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F:::CK YOU"
- Courtroom sex - When your wife and her lawyer f:::ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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Categories :		Short • Finger

My middle finger salutes you!

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Categories :		Men • Vulgar

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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Categories :		Cat

Stuffed toy cat

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Categories :		Girls

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