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 Categories :   Women and Men Prostitute Shadow Vulgar


A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."
  






 Categories :   Horse racing Horse


The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
He turned on the jockey.
"John, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
  







 Categories :   Turtle


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
  






 Categories :   Pigs


I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
  







 Categories :   Women and Men Shadow Vulgar


Funny picture  about shadow, women, men vulgar
  






 Categories :   Cat


Funny picture  about cat
  
























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