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Categories :		Women • Phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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Categories :		God • Lottery

Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.

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Categories :		Short • Finger

My middle finger salutes you!

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Categories :		Insurance • Marriage

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

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Categories :		Cat

Stuffed toy cat

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Categories :		Clothes • Vulgar

Erotic dress

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