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 Categories :   Little Johnny Crocodile


One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
  






 Categories :   Women and Men


Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
  







 Categories :   Laugh


He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.
  






 Categories :   Heaven Death


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
  







 Categories :   Beer Goose


Funny picture  about goose and beer
  






 Categories :   Monkey Dog


Funny picture  about monkey and dog
Try it and you will be like me
  
























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