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 Categories :   Cynical Opinion


Do you remember when I asked you to give me your opinion? That's right, me neither.
  






 Categories :   Restaurant


The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where he can see the kitchen.
While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza.
The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt.
As if the health inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest.
Appalled, the health inspector had barely finished up when an order came back for a hamburger.
The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit.
Shocked an bewildered, the health inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen.
"That's nothing," replied the manager, "You should come back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts!"
  







 Categories :   Confession Reputation


Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.
  






 Categories :   Religion


Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  







 Categories :   Women and Men Thoughts Vulgar


Funny picture  about women, men, thoughts vulgar
  






 Categories :   Russia


Funny picture  about russia
Great russian history
  
























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