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Quote about money


A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.

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Quote about money and bank


They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?


 Categories :   Money Bank


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Quote about money


Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.

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Quote about money


Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

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Quote about sex and money


I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.


 Categories :   Sex Money


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