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Quote about confession and reputation


Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.


 Categories :   Confession Reputation





Quote about injustice and resistance


When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.


 Categories :   Injustice Resistance





Quote about work and laziness


Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.


 Categories :   Work Laziness





Quote about promise wordplay


Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.


 Categories :   Promise Wordplay





Quote about computer


The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.


 Categories :   Computer





Quote about stupidity


Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.


 Categories :   Stupidity





Quote about snoring


The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.


 Categories :   Snoring





Quote about laziness and problem


It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.


 Categories :   Laziness Problem





Quote about baby and candy


If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.


 Categories :   Baby Candy





Quote about weekend


The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.


 Categories :   Weekend





Quote about laugh


He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.


 Categories :   Laugh





Quote about grass and manure


You may think the grass is greener on the other side, but it's possibly because there's more manure there!


 Categories :   Grass Manure





Quote about television wordplay


Television is a medium - anything well done is rare.


 Categories :   Television Wordplay





Quote about stuff


I'm really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.


 Categories :   Stuff





Quote wordplay


You have to excuse me, I suffer from emotional constipation. I really can't give a shit.


 Categories :   Wordplay





Quote about turtle


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?


 Categories :   Turtle





Quote about finger short


My middle finger salutes you!


 Categories :   Finger Short





Quote about money


A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.


 Categories :   Money





Quote about phone


The only scenario where you really need a land line today is when you're trying to find your smartphone.


 Categories :   Phone





Quote about cat


You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.


 Categories :   Cat





Quote about people


It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.


 Categories :   People





Quote about interrupt


I'm very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who's interested.


 Categories :   Interrupt





Quote about refrigerator


It is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.


 Categories :   Refrigerator





Quote about money and bank


They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?


 Categories :   Money Bank





Quote about laziness


I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.


 Categories :   Laziness





Quote about weather


There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.


 Categories :   Weather





Quote about optimist


A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself - well, so far so good!


 Categories :   Optimist





Quote about life and trust


A truth of life: Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!


 Categories :   Life Trust





Quote about speech short


Too long speeches lead to no actions.


 Categories :   Speech Short





Quote about marriage and love


If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.


 Categories :   Marriage Love





Quote about stupidity


Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.


 Categories :   Stupidity





Quote about people black


A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.


 Categories :   People Black





Quote about driving


Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.


 Categories :   Driving





Quote about money


Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.


 Categories :   Money





Quote about people and cat


The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.


 Categories :   People Cat





Quote about doctor


Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.


 Categories :   Doctor







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