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Quote about work and laziness


Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.


 Categories :   Work Laziness





Quote about promise wordplay


Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.


 Categories :   Promise Wordplay





Quote about computer


The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.


 Categories :   Computer





Quote about stupidity


Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.


 Categories :   Stupidity





Quote about snoring


The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.


 Categories :   Snoring





Quote about laziness and problem


It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.


 Categories :   Laziness Problem





Quote about baby and candy


If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.


 Categories :   Baby Candy





Quote about weekend


The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.


 Categories :   Weekend





Quote about laugh


He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.


 Categories :   Laugh







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