Quotes

2020.12.15

Quote about confession and reputation

Confessions may be great for your soul,

Confession Reputation

2020.12.15

Quote about injustice and resistance

When injustice becomes law,

Injustice Resistance

2020.10.21

Quote about work and laziness

Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling

Work Laziness

2020.06.14

Quote about promise wordplay

Promises are like babies... They're fun

Promise Wordplay

2020.06.14

Quote about computer

The leading source of computer

Computer

2020.06.14

Quote about stupidity

Everyone has the right to be

Stupidity

2020.06.14

Quote about snoring

The snorers are always the

Snoring

2020.06.13

Quote about laziness and problem

It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but

Laziness Problem

2020.06.13

Quote about baby and candy

If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy

Baby Candy

2020.06.13

Quote about weekend

The first five days after

Weekend

2019.12.04

Quote about laugh

He who laughs last is a

Laugh

2019.12.04

Quote about grass and manure

You may think the grass is greener on the other

Grass Manure

2019.12.04

Quote about television wordplay

Television is a medium -

Television Wordplay

2019.12.04

Quote about stuff

I'm really good at stuff until

Stuff

2019.12.04

Quote wordplay

You have to excuse me, I suffer from

Wordplay

2019.08.02

Quote about turtle

If a turtle doesn't have a

Turtle

2018.11.05

Quote about finger short

My middle finger

Finger Short

2018.11.05

Quote about money

A bag of money can be a symbol not

Money

2018.11.05

Quote about phone

The only scenario where you really need a land line

Phone

2018.11.05

Quote about cat

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants

Cat

2018.11.05

Quote about people

It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound.

People

2018.07.25

Quote about interrupt

I'm very sorry to interrupt you, but you

Interrupt

2018.07.25

Quote about refrigerator

It is what's inside that matters -

Refrigerator

2018.07.25

Quote about money and bank

They say money doesn't grow on trees,

Money Bank

2018.07.02

Quote about laziness

I'm not lazy. I'm just

Laziness

2018.06.03

Quote about weather

There is no lousy weather,

Weather

2018.05.23

Quote about optimist

A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and

Optimist

2018.05.23

Quote about life and trust

A truth of life: Only ever trust your

Life Trust

2018.05.23

Quote about speech short

Too long speeches lead

Speech Short

2018.04.28

Quote about marriage and love

If love is blind, then

Marriage Love

2018.04.28

Quote about stupidity

Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it

Stupidity

2018.04.28

Quote about people black

A lot of people are only alive today because

People Black

2018.03.16

Quote about driving

Never drive faster than a

Driving

2017.09.11

Quote about money

Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot

Money

2017.06.19

Quote about people and cat

The more people I meet, the

People Cat

2017.06.18

Quote about doctor

Just because your doctor has a name for your

Doctor

2017.06.18

Quote about experience

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience

Experience

2017.06.18

Quote wordplay

Everyday is a gift, that's why

Wordplay

2017.06.18

Quote about drugs

I said "no" to drugs,

Drugs

2017.06.17

Quote about social

I'm not anti-social.
I'm

Social

2017.06.11

Quote cynical

I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately

Cynical

2016.11.17

Quote about russia

I'm really starting to hate these stupid little

Russia

2016.10.24

Quote about vagina short

Another name for a

Vagina Short

2016.10.22

Quote about men

Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough

Men

2016.10.22

Quote about love

She was hungry for love and didn't know

Love

2016.07.17

Quote about blonde

She is so blonde, she

Blonde

2016.07.17

Quote about erection vulgar

A dog's erection looks exactly like lipstick,

Erection Vulgar

2016.07.17

Quote about penis, women, men vulgar

A penis is like a

Penis Women and Men Vulgar

2016.07.17

Quote about drunk

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I

Drunk

2016.07.07

Quote about marriage

Marrying a man for his good looks is

Marriage

2016.05.26

Quote about sex

Sex is like a motor racing - the most important

Sex

2014.08.20

Quote vulgar

My unit would like

Vulgar

2014.08.20

Quote vulgar

There's something actionable

Vulgar

2014.06.06

Quote wordplay

All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing

Wordplay

2014.01.16

Quote about women, men

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a

Women and Men

2013.10.23

Quote about school

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy

School

2013.10.23

Quote about school

C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late

School

2013.10.23

Quote about school and sleeping

If sleep is really good for the brain,

School Sleeping

2013.10.23

Quote about men

Men are like public toilets. They are

Men

2013.09.23

Quote about sex

Sex is more exciting on the screen and

Sex

2012.04.13

Quote about children

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and

Children

2012.04.13

Quote about wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom

Wisdom

2012.04.13

Quote about growing up

We never really grow up, we only

Growing up

2012.04.13

Quote about war

War does not determine who is

War

2012.04.06

Quote about men vulgar

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see

Men Vulgar

2012.04.06

Quote about hurt

The last thing I want to do is

Hurt