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Quote about confession and reputation
Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.
Categories :
Confession
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Reputation
Quote about injustice and resistance
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
Categories :
Injustice
•
Resistance
Quote about work and laziness
Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.
Categories :
Work
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Laziness
Quote about promise wordplay
Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.
Categories :
Promise
•
Wordplay
Quote about computer
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.
Categories :
Computer
Quote about stupidity
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
Categories :
Stupidity
Quote about snoring
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
Categories :
Snoring
Quote about laziness and problem
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
Categories :
Laziness
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Problem
Quote about baby and candy
If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from
a
baby", try taking candy from a baby.
Categories :
Baby
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Candy
Quote about weekend
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
Categories :
Weekend
Quote about laugh
He who laughs last is
a
bit of a slow thinker.
Categories :
Laugh
Quote about grass and manure
You may think the grass is greener on the other side, but it's possibly because there's more manure there!
Categories :
Grass
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Manure
Quote about television wordplay
Television is
a
medium - anything well done is rare.
Categories :
Television
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Wordplay
Quote about stuff
I'm really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.
Categories :
Stuff
Quote wordplay
You have to excuse me, I suffer from emotional constipation. I really can't give
a
shit.
Categories :
Wordplay
Quote about turtle
If
a
turtle doesn't have a shell, is it
naked
or homeless?
Categories :
Turtle
Quote about finger short
My middle finger salutes you!
Categories :
Finger
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Short
Quote about money
A
bag of money can be
a
symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous
inflation
.
Categories :
Money
Quote about phone
The only scenario where you really need
a
land line today is when you're trying to find your smartphone.
Categories :
Phone
Quote about cat
You can
train
a
cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.
Categories :
Cat
Quote about people
It is
a
fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
Categories :
People
Quote about interrupt
I'm very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who's interested.
Categories :
Interrupt
Quote about refrigerator
It is what's inside that matters - the fridge is
a
perfect example.
Categories :
Refrigerator
Quote about money and bank
They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?
Categories :
Money
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Bank
Quote about laziness
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.
Categories :
Laziness
Quote about weather
There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.
Categories :
Weather
Quote about optimist
A
true optimist is the guy who falls off
a
skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself - well, so far so good!
Categories :
Optimist
Quote about life and trust
A
truth of life: Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!
Categories :
Life
•
Trust
Quote about speech short
Too long speeches lead to no actions.
Categories :
Speech
•
Short
Quote about marriage and love
If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.
Categories :
Marriage
•
Love
Quote about stupidity
Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows
a
lot of
people
.
Categories :
Stupidity
Quote about people black
A
lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.
Categories :
People
•
Black
Quote about driving
Never drive faster than
a
guardian angel can
fly
.
Categories :
Driving
Quote about money
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel
a
lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.
Categories :
Money
Quote about people and cat
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
Categories :
People
•
Cat
Quote about doctor
Just because your doctor has
a
name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Categories :
Doctor
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