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Quote about work and laziness
Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.
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Work
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Laziness
Quote about promise wordplay
Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.
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Promise
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Wordplay
Quote about computer
The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.
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Computer
Quote about stupidity
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
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Stupidity
Quote about snoring
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
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Snoring
Quote about laziness and problem
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
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Laziness
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Quote about baby and candy
If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from
a
baby", try taking candy from a baby.
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Baby
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Candy
Quote about weekend
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
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Weekend
Quote about laugh
He who laughs last is
a
bit of a slow thinker.
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Laugh
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