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Quote about interrupt


I'm very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who's interested.


 Categories :   Interrupt





Quote about refrigerator


It is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.


 Categories :   Refrigerator





Quote about money and bank


They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?


 Categories :   Money Bank





Quote about laziness


I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.


 Categories :   Laziness





Quote about weather


There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.


 Categories :   Weather





Quote about optimist


A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself - well, so far so good!


 Categories :   Optimist





Quote about life and trust


A truth of life: Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!


 Categories :   Life Trust





Quote about speech short


Too long speeches lead to no actions.


 Categories :   Speech Short





Quote about marriage and love


If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.


 Categories :   Marriage Love





Quote about stupidity


Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.


 Categories :   Stupidity





Quote about people black


A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.


 Categories :   People Black





Quote about driving


Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.


 Categories :   Driving





Quote about money


Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.


 Categories :   Money





Quote about people and cat


The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.


 Categories :   People Cat





Quote about doctor


Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.


 Categories :   Doctor







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