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Quote about confession and reputation

Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.

 Categories :   Confession Reputation

Quote about injustice and resistance

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

 Categories :   Injustice Resistance

Quote about work and laziness

Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.

 Categories :   Work Laziness

Quote about promise wordplay

Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.

 Categories :   Promise Wordplay

Quote about computer

The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.

 Categories :   Computer

Quote about stupidity

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

 Categories :   Stupidity

Quote about snoring

The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

 Categories :   Snoring

Quote about laziness and problem

It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.

 Categories :   Laziness Problem

Quote about baby and candy

If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.

 Categories :   Baby Candy

Quote about weekend

The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.

 Categories :   Weekend

Quote about laugh

He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.

 Categories :   Laugh

Quote about grass and manure

You may think the grass is greener on the other side, but it's possibly because there's more manure there!

 Categories :   Grass Manure

Quote about television wordplay

Television is a medium - anything well done is rare.

 Categories :   Television Wordplay

Quote about stuff

I'm really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.

 Categories :   Stuff

Quote wordplay

You have to excuse me, I suffer from emotional constipation. I really can't give a shit.

 Categories :   Wordplay

Quote about turtle

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

 Categories :   Turtle

Quote about finger short

My middle finger salutes you!

 Categories :   Finger Short

Quote about money

A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.

 Categories :   Money

Quote about phone

The only scenario where you really need a land line today is when you're trying to find your smartphone.

 Categories :   Phone

Quote about cat

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

 Categories :   Cat

Quote about people

It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

 Categories :   People

Quote about interrupt

I'm very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who's interested.

 Categories :   Interrupt

Quote about refrigerator

It is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.

 Categories :   Refrigerator

Quote about money and bank

They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?

 Categories :   Money Bank

Quote about laziness

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

 Categories :   Laziness

Quote about weather

There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.

 Categories :   Weather

Quote about optimist

A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself - well, so far so good!

 Categories :   Optimist

Quote about life and trust

A truth of life: Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!

 Categories :   Life Trust

Quote about speech short

Too long speeches lead to no actions.

 Categories :   Speech Short

Quote about marriage and love

If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.

 Categories :   Marriage Love

Quote about stupidity

Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.

 Categories :   Stupidity

Quote about people black

A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.

 Categories :   People Black

Quote about driving

Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.

 Categories :   Driving

Quote about money

Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.

 Categories :   Money

Quote about people and cat

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

 Categories :   People Cat

Quote about doctor

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

 Categories :   Doctor


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