Quotes

Promises are like babies... They're fun to make but hard to deliver.

The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.

It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.

If you're using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.

The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.

He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.