Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last