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Joke about hot dog


Of all the dogs, a Hot Dog is the most noble; it feeds the hand that bites it.


 Categories :   Hot Dog





Joke about monday short


The shortest horror story:
Monday.


 Categories :   Monday Short





Joke about women, men


How to win the heart of a woman? Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her.
How to win the heart of a man? Come naked and carry a pack of beer.


 Categories :   Women and Men





Joke about refrigerator


Experts say you shouldn't eat at night. So who put the light bulb in the refrigerator?


 Categories :   Refrigerator





Joke about baby and stork


- Mom, where do tampons go?
- Where the babies come from, darling.
- In the stork?


 Categories :   Baby Stork





Joke about alcohol


WARNING: Alcohol consumption may cause you to think that you are whispering
when you are quite definitely not.


 Categories :   Alcohol





Joke about phone


I'm very sorry about all those texts I sent you last night, unfortunately, my phone was drunk.


 Categories :   Phone





Joke about crazy


Interesting status update:
9 out of 10 voices in my head say that I'm crazy. The tenth is humming.


 Categories :   Crazy





Joke about late short


When you're late:
I'm never late. The others are simply too early!


 Categories :   Late Short





Joke about kangaroo, house and jump


- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
- Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.


 Categories :   Kangaroo House Jump





Joke about doctor black


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."


 Categories :   Doctor Black





Joke about farmer


A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."


 Categories :   Farmer





Joke about mom short


Harry, do you think I'm a bad mother?
My name is Paul.


 Categories :   Mom Short





Joke about dog wordplay


My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.


 Categories :   Dog Wordplay





Joke about god and lottery


Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.


 Categories :   God Lottery







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