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Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar


A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."


 Categories :   Women and Men Shadow Prostitute Vulgar





Joke about boys and girls vulgar


boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet;)


 Categories :   Boys and girls Vulgar





Joke about birds, mouse black


The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


 Categories :   Birds Mouse Black





Joke about women and phone


When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.


 Categories :   Women Phone





Joke about women and trouble


Help a woman when she's in trouble. She will remember you when she's in trouble again.


 Categories :   Women Trouble





Joke about wallet, onion short


My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.


 Categories :   Wallet Onion Short





Joke about secrets


Of course I can keep secrets. But the people I tell them to obviously can't.


 Categories :   Secrets





Joke about slut, vulgar short


What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.


 Categories :   Slut Vulgar Short







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