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Joke about little johnny and crocodile


One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"


 Categories :   Little Johnny Crocodile





Joke about bar and men


Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.


 Categories :   Bar Men





Joke about teacher, chemistry wordplay


Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no
chemistry.


 Categories :   Teacher Chemistry Wordplay





Joke about husband


I’ve received hundred of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing:
"Take mine, please."


 Categories :   Husband





Joke about lesbian, vampire short


What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Same time next month?


 Categories :   Lesbian Vampire Short





Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar


Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.


 Categories :   God Men Dildo Vulgar





Joke about adam and eve


Why did God make Adam before Eve?
Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the final copy.


 Categories :   Adam Eve





Joke about hurt cynical


The last thing I want to do is to hurt you.
But we'll get there eventually, once I've gone through the entire list.


 Categories :   Hurt Cynical





Joke about stupidity, cynical short


Of course you're not stupid.
You just have bad luck when you think.


 Categories :   Stupidity Cynical Short





Joke about x-ray, photography, cynical short


Some people's x-rays actually look much better than their photographs.


 Categories :   X-Ray Photography Cynical Short





Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar


A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."


 Categories :   Women and Men Shadow Prostitute Vulgar





Joke about boys and girls vulgar


boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet;)


 Categories :   Boys and girls Vulgar





Joke about birds, mouse black


The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


 Categories :   Birds Mouse Black





Joke about women and phone


When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.


 Categories :   Women Phone





Joke about women and trouble


Help a woman when she's in trouble. She will remember you when she's in trouble again.


 Categories :   Women Trouble





Joke about wallet, onion short


My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.


 Categories :   Wallet Onion Short





Joke about secrets


Of course I can keep secrets. But the people I tell them to obviously can't.


 Categories :   Secrets





Joke about slut, vulgar short


What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.


 Categories :   Slut Vulgar Short







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