Funnypedia
Encyclopedia of jokes

Main page

Jokes
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Quotes
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Stories
A-Z Index
Categories
Random

Verses
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Funny pictures
A-Z Index
Categories
Random

Humor
A-Z Index
Categories
Add
Feedback
Site Map
Funnypedia
Search


Languages
Русский
Українська



  HUMOR ABOUT      

PDA  |  RSS

Jokes


Jokes : 384 

A-Z Index  
  Jokes by category




Joke about genies


Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.
The genie grants each of them one wish.
The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.
The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.
The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me..." Wish granted.


 Categories :   Genies





Joke about cinema


They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come
on - the prices are way too high, plus I haven't had a barbecue in months.


 Categories :   Cinema





Joke about hunting black


Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you.
First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"


 Categories :   Hunting Black





Joke about office and food


We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".


 Categories :   Office Food







TOP CATEGORIES
Jokes

- Vulgar
- Black
- Blonde
- Short
- Husband and wife
- Sex
- School
- Little Johnny
- Lawyer
- Women and Men
- Children
- Doctor
- Women
- Wordplay
- Penis
- Condoms
- Prostitute
- Donald Trump
- Exams
- Genies
- Vagina
- Wife
- Bar
- Boys and girls
- Bust
- Santa
- Secretary
- Windows
- Apple
- Beer





Copyright © 2011 - 2017 www.funnypedia.org