Jokes

2026.02.08

Joke about sex wordplay

-Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No,

Sex Wordplay

2021.08.15

Joke about teacher

TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.

Teacher

2020.10.21

Joke about opinion cynical

Do you remember when I asked you to

Opinion Cynical

2020.10.21

Joke about yourself and unicorn

Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a

Yourself Unicorn

2020.06.16

Joke about bar and bra

What is the similarity between a bar and a bra

Bar Bra

2020.06.16

Joke about bra

I‘ve been trying to open the bra of my girlfriend for

Bra

2020.06.14

Joke about headache and children

If you have been struck by a headache, follow the

Headache Children

2020.06.14

Joke about dentists and question

Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the

Dentists Question

2019.12.08

Joke about little johnny and crocodile

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from

Little Johnny Crocodile

2019.12.08

Joke about bar and men

Q. What is the one thing that all men at

Bar Men

2019.12.08

Joke about teacher, chemistry wordplay

Why did the physics teacher break up with

Teacher Chemistry Wordplay

2019.12.08

Joke about husband

I’ve received hundred of responses to my ad seeking a husband,

Husband

2019.12.08

Joke about lesbian, vampire short

What does one lesbian vampire say to

Lesbian Vampire Short

2019.12.08

Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar

Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out

God Men Dildo Vulgar

2019.12.08

Joke about adam and eve

Why did God make Adam before Eve?
Everyone needs

Adam Eve

2019.12.04

Joke about hurt cynical

The last thing I want to do is to hurt you.
But

Hurt Cynical

2019.12.04

Joke about stupidity, cynical short

Of course you're not stupid.
You just

Stupidity Cynical Short

2019.12.04

Joke about x-ray, photography, cynical short

Some people's x-rays actually look

X-Ray Photography Cynical Short

2019.08.20

Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar

A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on

Women and Men Shadow Prostitute Vulgar

2019.08.02

Joke about boys and girls vulgar

boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the

Boys and girls Vulgar

2019.08.02

Joke about birds, mouse black

The early bird might get the worm,

Birds Mouse Black

2018.11.05

Joke about women and phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a

Women Phone

2018.11.05

Joke about women and trouble

Help a woman when she's in trouble. She

Women Trouble

2018.11.05

Joke about wallet, onion short

My wallet is like an onion.

Wallet Onion Short

2018.11.05

Joke about secrets

Of course I can keep secrets. But the

Secrets

2018.07.26

Joke about slut, vulgar short

What do you call a whore

Slut Vulgar Short

2018.07.26

Joke about lawyer black

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead

Lawyer Black

2018.07.25

Joke about pinocchio short

How did Pinocchio find out he was

Pinocchio Short

2018.07.25

Joke about foreplay short

Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

Foreplay Short

2018.07.25

Joke about chicken

Why do chickens raise one leg when they sleep?

Chicken

2018.07.25

Joke about cheating, husband, wife and confidence

What is the definition of Confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with

Cheating Husband and wife Confidence

2018.07.25

Joke about cannibals, trust, blow job vulgar

What’s the definition of “trust”?
Two

Cannibals Trust Blow job Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about light bulb, freud, penis vulgar

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one

Light bulb Freud Penis Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about women

What do women and prawns have in common?
Their heads

Women

2018.07.25

Joke about blonde

What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

Blonde

2018.07.25

Joke about women, men

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to

Women and Men