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Joke about crazy


Interesting status update:
9 out of 10 voices in my head say that I'm crazy. The tenth is humming.


 Categories :   Crazy





Joke about late short


When you're late:
I'm never late. The others are simply too early!


 Categories :   Late Short





Joke about kangaroo, house and jump


- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
- Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.


 Categories :   Kangaroo House Jump





Joke about doctor black


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."


 Categories :   Doctor Black





Joke about farmer


A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."


 Categories :   Farmer





Joke about mom short


Harry, do you think I'm a bad mother?
My name is Paul.


 Categories :   Mom Short





Joke about dog wordplay


My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.


 Categories :   Dog Wordplay





Joke about god and lottery


Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.


 Categories :   God Lottery







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