School jokes

2017.06.25

Joke about school, chemistry and teacher

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What

School Chemistry Teacher

2017.06.20

Joke about school, little johnny, teacher wordplay

Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Johnny:

School Little Johnny Teacher Wordplay

2017.06.11

Joke about school and teacher

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher:

School Teacher

2016.10.22

Joke about school and teacher

Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil:

School Teacher

2016.06.14

Joke about school

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.

School

2016.06.13

Joke about school and teacher

Teacher: Give me an example of animal.
Jimmy:

School Teacher

2016.05.30

Joke about school

Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: That's a

School

2016.05.25

Joke about school and teacher

Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of

School Teacher

2016.05.08

Joke about school vulgar

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With

School Vulgar

2016.04.15

Joke about school, teacher vulgar

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Sarah waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me,

School Teacher Vulgar

2014.08.23

Joke about school, little johnny and teacher

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny

School Little Johnny Teacher

2014.06.05

Joke about school, teacher vulgar

In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him:
- John,

School Teacher Vulgar

2014.02.05

Joke about school and teacher

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out

School Teacher

2013.10.23

Joke about school

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the

School

2013.10.23

Joke about school, little johnny, teacher vulgar

The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very

School Little Johnny Teacher Vulgar

2013.10.23

Joke about school and idiots

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why

School Idiots

2013.10.23

Joke about school, sleeping, little johnny and teacher

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I

School Sleeping Little Johnny Teacher

2013.10.23

Joke about school and children

Dad, can you write in the dark?
I think so. What is

School Children