Joke about school, chemistry and teacher
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher:
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him:
- John,
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I
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