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Verses : 19 

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Verse cynical


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What's he done to you?


 Categories :   Cynical





Verse about face


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours
Belongs in the Zoo.


 Categories :   Face





Verse about blow job vulgar


There was a young lady of Arden,
Who suck off a man in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does that stuff go?"
And she said, "(swallow hard)-- I beg pardon?"


 Categories :   Blow job Vulgar





Verse black


There was a young fellow from Wark,
Who, when he screws, has to bark.
His wife is a bitch,
With a terrible itch,
So the town never sleeps after dark.


 Categories :   Black





Verse about cow vulgar


The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....


 Categories :   Cow Vulgar





Verse about dog black


My long-eared dog is very sweet.
He loves to lick my stinky feet.
And that is why I’d use my mace
before I’d let her lick my face.


 Categories :   Dog Black





Verse about car


Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.
Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.
Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo.
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.


 Categories :   Car





Verse about dog


I am a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
I lift my LEG UP
And give you a SHOWER


 Categories :   Dog





Verse about birds and poop


Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop.


 Categories :   Birds Poop





Verse black short


My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell."


 Categories :   Black Short





Verse about face black


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


 Categories :   Face Black





Verse about wife


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


 Categories :   Wife





Verse about face short


Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space.


 Categories :   Face Short





Verse about sex


Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid


 Categories :   Sex





Verse about ass vulgar


I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass


 Categories :   Ass Vulgar





Verse vulgar


Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs
Аnd what’s between


 Categories :   Vulgar





Verse about birds


Birdy birdy in the sky,
Left a poopie in my eye.
Me don’t care, me don’t cry,
Me just happy, that a cow can’t fly!


 Categories :   Birds





Verse about sex short


If you want a little sex,
Ask my dog,
His name is Rex...


 Categories :   Sex Short





Verse black


Mother puts her little daughter
for five minutes under water
not to make her any troubles
just to see the funny bubbles.


 Categories :   Black







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Verses

- Black
- Vulgar
- Face
- Short
- Birds
- Dog
- Sex
- Ass
- Blow job
- Car
- Cow
- Cynical
- Poop
- Wife





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