Verses

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What's he done to you?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours
Belongs in the Zoo.

There was a young lady of Arden,
Who suck off a man in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does that stuff go?"
And she said, "(swallow hard)-- I beg pardon?"

There was a young fellow from Wark,
Who, when he screws, has to bark.
His wife is a bitch,
With a terrible itch,
So the town never sleeps after dark.

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....

My long-eared dog is very sweet.
He loves to lick my stinky feet.
And that is why I’d use my mace
before I’d let her lick my face.

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.
Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.
Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo.
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.

I am a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
I lift my LEG UP
And give you a SHOWER

Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop.

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell."

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space.

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass

Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs
Аnd what’s between

Birdy birdy in the sky,
Left a poopie in my eye.
Me don’t care, me don’t cry,
Me just happy, that a cow can’t fly!

If you want a little sex,
Ask my dog,
His name is Rex...

Mother puts her little daughter
for five minutes under water
not to make her any troubles
just to see the funny bubbles.