Joke about bar and men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him
Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.
Men are like Bluetooth.
When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
Men are like public toilets. They are either engaged or full of shit.