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Men humor


Jokes : 14 
  Letter : M 

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Description: Humor about men






Joke about bar and men


Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.


 Categories :   Bar Men


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Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar


Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.


 Categories :   God Men Dildo Vulgar


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Joke about men, kill vulgar


What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.


 Categories :   Men Kill Vulgar


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Joke about men and light bulb


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.


 Categories :   Men Light bulb


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Joke about men and light bulb


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him


 Categories :   Men Light bulb


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Joke about men, penis vulgar


What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body.


 Categories :   Men Penis Vulgar


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Joke about men, shower and pee


Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.


 Categories :   Men Shower Pee


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Quote about men


Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.


 Categories :   Men


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Joke about men short


How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".


 Categories :   Men Short


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Joke about men


Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.


 Categories :   Men


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Joke about men


Men are like Bluetooth.
When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.


 Categories :   Men


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Quote about men


Men are like public toilets. They are either engaged or full of shit.


 Categories :   Men


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Quote about men vulgar


Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


 Categories :   Men Vulgar


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Quote about men


Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.


 Categories :   Men


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