Children jokes

If you have been struck by a headache, follow the

Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who

I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according

"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery.
"Why is your stomach so big?" - he asks.
"I´m having a baby." - she replies.
"Is the baby in your stomach?" - he asks,

A little boy went up to his father and asked:
"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The

A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom

Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not

A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
-

Dad, can you write in the dark?
I think so. What is