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Joke about chicken, finger wordplay best



 Categories :   Chicken Finger Wordplay


Looking at the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken must have been around 8 or 11 feet tall.



Joke about lawyer best



 Categories :   Lawyer


A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm.
He asks an attorney:
"If I give you $300 to help answer two legal problems I have, will you help me?"
The attorney replies: "Sure, what's the other question?"



Joke about cold wordplay best



 Categories :   Cold Wordplay


Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.



Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar best



 Categories :   God Men Dildo Vulgar


Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.



Joke about sex best



 Categories :   Sex


There are four kinds of sex :
- House sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
- Bedroom sex - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
- Hall sex - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F:::CK YOU"
- Courtroom sex - When your wife and her lawyer f:::ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.



Joke wordplay best



 Categories :   Wordplay


I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!"
So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's about as far as I remember.



Joke black wordplay best



 Categories :   Black Wordplay


How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.



Joke about husband, wife, penis vulgar best



 Categories :   Husband and wife Penis Vulgar


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."





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