A man and a woman got married, and he told her : " since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits...and i have 3 traditions. So, first tradition:
on Wednesdays i play football with my friends...no matter what..whether it snows or it rains...i don't care..i play football!!
-Is it clear for you?, -husband asks his wife
-yes sure, she answers
So, the second tradition...on Fridays i play poker with my friends, no mater what, i play poker!!
-is it clear for you? - he asks
- yes, sure, -
- I want some onion.
- Excuse me, mam, but there is no onion here now.
- But I need onion!
- Excuse me, mam, again. I'm really sorry, but...
- You say - no onion?
- Yes!
- Hm… It was here two days ago!
- Very sorry! No onion now...
- But...
- OK, mam! Please, would you
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