Marriage quotes

Marrying a man for his good looks is like buying a house for its paint.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience