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Marriage quotes
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Quote about marriage and love
If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.
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about marriage
Marrying
a
man
for his good looks is like buying a
house
for its paint.
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about marriage
My advice to you is get married: if you find
a
good
wife
you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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Quote about insurance and marriage
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
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Marriage is
a
romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
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Quote about love and marriage
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.
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Quote about women, men and marriage
Women
marry
men
hoping they will change.
Men
marry
women
hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
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Second marriage: the triumph of hope over
experience
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