Doctor jokes

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10

Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is

Mr. Smith: "Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed
me yesterday?"
Doctor: "Yes, what's the

Patient asks his doctor: "Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"

A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor.
Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due

Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I

At the doctors office:
Doc: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live..."
Man: "Doctor what on earth are you saying?", clearly chocked, "Tell me what can I do to live at least a little linger, please..."
Doc: "Do you eat fried food?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it's so that I live more... ill do it"
Doc: "Do you eat fat food?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it's so that I live more... ok doc"
Doc: "Do you stay up late?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it's

Doctor: "Liquor is a slow poison for you."

The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, "I cannot hide the fact that your are

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes

A man at the doctors:
-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!
-Did you

This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor. "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with

"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
- "What seems to be the problem?"
- "My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"
- "Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?"
- "Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"