Doctor humor

Joke about doctor black

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10

Joke about doctor black

Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is

Joke about doctor

Mr. Smith: "Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed
me yesterday?"
Doctor: "Yes, what's the

Joke about diarrhea, doctor black

Patient asks his doctor: "Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"

Joke about doctor

A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor.
Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due

Quote about doctor

Just because your doctor has a name for your

Joke about doctor, mirror and appearance

Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I

Joke about doctor

At the doctors office:
Doc: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live..."
Man: "Doctor what on earth are you saying?", clearly chocked, "Tell me what can I do to live at least a little linger, please..."
Doc: "Do you eat fried food?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it's so that I live more... ill do it"
Doc: "Do you eat fat food?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it's so that I live more... ok doc"
Doc: "Do you stay up late?"
Man: "Yes"
Doc: "You must stop!"
Man: "If it's

Joke about doctor and alcohol

Doctor: "Liquor is a slow poison for you."

Joke about doctor

The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, "I cannot hide the fact that your are

Joke about doctor and sex

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes

Joke about doctor and diarrhea

A man at the doctors:
-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!
-Did you

Story about doctor, sex vulgar

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out

Quote about doctor

Never go to a doctor

Joke about doctor and sex

This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor. "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with

Joke about doctor and slut

"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
- "What seems to be the problem?"
- "My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"
- "Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?"
- "Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"