- How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
- Call her and tell her.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
At last.......I have managed to find my wife's 'G' spot....
....who would have thought her sister had it the whole time
- How can you tell if your wife is dead?
- The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.