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Joke about little girl and dinner


A family was having some people to dinner.
At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"


 Categories :   Little girl Dinner


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Joke about wife and dinner


My wife treats me like a God - every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering.


 Categories :   Wife Dinner


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