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Joke about crocodile


A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with crocodiles.
So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge.
All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?"
The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bullets and show me the idiot that pushed me in...."

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