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Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short


What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.


 Categories :   Vagina Penis Vulgar Wordplay Short


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Joke about vagina vulgar


A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just in case this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whispers to the wife, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"


 Categories :   Vagina Vulgar


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Joke about morgue, clit, vagina, vulgar black


There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, "Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!"
The other asked, "What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see."
Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiously looked.
Finally, the second man said, "You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris."
And the other man replied, "Well, it tasted like shrimp to me."


 Categories :   Morgue Clit Vagina Vulgar Black


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Joke about vagina vulgar


- How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
- The best ones squirt when you eat them.


 Categories :   Vagina Vulgar


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Joke about cat, vagina vulgar


At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, "I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"


 Categories :   Cat Vagina Vulgar


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