Money humor

A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.

They say money doesn't grow on trees, but why do banks have branches then?

Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild?
A fifty-dollar bill.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.