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Black humor


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  Letter : B 

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Funny picture about putin black


Funny picture  about putin black


 Categories :   Putin Black


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Funny picture about matryoshka doll, putin, death black


Funny picture  about matryoshka doll, putin, death black


 Categories :   Matryoshka doll Putin Death Black


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Joke about birds, mouse black


The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


 Categories :   Birds Mouse Black


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Joke about lawyer black


What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.


 Categories :   Lawyer Black


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Funny picture about dentists, christmas tree black


Funny picture  about dentists, christmas tree black


 Categories :   Dentists Christmas tree Black


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Joke about spider, snoring black


Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.


 Categories :   Spider Snoring Black


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Joke black wordplay


How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.


 Categories :   Black Wordplay


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Joke about face black


Funny offence: With a face like yours, you have a good chance in a lawsuit against your parents.


 Categories :   Face Black


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Joke about coffee black


Before my first cup of coffee I hate everybody. That doesn't change after I've had that coffee, but it feels much better.


 Categories :   Coffee Black


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Quote about people black


A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.


 Categories :   People Black


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Joke about doctor black


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."


 Categories :   Doctor Black


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Joke about doctor black


Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first surgery operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.


 Categories :   Doctor Black


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Joke about hunting black


Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you.
First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"


 Categories :   Hunting Black


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