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Black humor


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Joke about lawyer black


What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.


 Categories :   Lawyer Black


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Funny picture about dentists, christmas tree black


Funny picture  about dentists, christmas tree black


 Categories :   Dentists Christmas tree Black


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Joke about spider black


Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.


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Joke black wordplay


How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.


 Categories :   Black Wordplay


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Joke about face black


Funny offence: With a face like yours, you have a good chance in a lawsuit against your parents.


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Joke about coffee black


Before my first cup of coffee I hate everybody. That doesn't change after I've had that coffee, but it feels much better.


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Quote about people black


A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them.


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Joke about doctor black


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."


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Joke about doctor black


Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first surgery operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.


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Joke about hunting black


Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you.
First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"


 Categories :   Hunting Black


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Joke about children black


I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas,
John, or the fat, ugly one?


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Joke about suicide, detective black


A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues, "But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"
"The old fool used an elastic rope!"


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Joke about diarrhea, doctor black


Patient asks his doctor: "Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"
Doctor: "Yes, if you are able to fill it up. "


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Joke about barber, shaving black


Today I went to a barber's shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put
a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: "But what if I swallow the ball?"
He replied:
"No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else."


 Categories :   Barber Shaving Black


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Funny picture about halloween black


Funny picture  about halloween black


 Categories :   Halloween Black


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Funny picture about halloween black


Funny picture  about halloween black


 Categories :   Halloween Black


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Joke about husband, wife black


Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her
bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts
hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "your parents came
for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."


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Joke about death black


A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.
The husband said "ship her home".
Shocked, the undertaker asked "but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"
The husband replied "a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead... I cant take the chance!"


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Joke about little johnny black


One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.
"That's because he's inside your cat!"


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