Little Johnny humor

Joke about little johnny and crocodile

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from

Joke about little johnny

Little Johnny asks his father:
- Where does the wind come from?
- I don't know.
- Why do dogs bark?
- I don't know.
- Why is the

Joke about little johnny black

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.

Joke about little johnny

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've

Joke about little johnny, little girl vulgar

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."
The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again.
Once again Little Johnny points to his private

Joke about school, little johnny, teacher wordplay

Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Johnny:

Story about little johnny

Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous.
"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you."
So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door.

Joke about little johnny

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "you shouldn't ask that" and then sends him to his

Joke about little johnny and o (letter)

Little Johnny's 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet.

Joke about little johnny

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," says his mom,

Joke about little johnny

Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal."
The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job.
Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good. Now

Joke about little johnny and teacher

Little Johnny's teacher said,
"Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your

Joke about school, little johnny and teacher

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny

Joke about children, little johnny black

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not

Joke about school, little johnny, teacher vulgar

The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very

Joke about school, sleeping, little johnny and teacher

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I