Joke about women and phone
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain:
On the left
- Vulgar (108)
- Short (41)
- Black (40)
- Blonde (30)
- Husband and wife (28)
- Sex (27)
- Women and Men (18)
- School (18)
- Wordplay (18)
- Women (17)
- Teacher (17)
- Little Johnny (15)
- Lawyer (14)
- Children (13)
- Doctor (13)
- Men (10)
- Penis (10)
- Wife (8)
- Condoms (7)
- Prostitute (7)