Funny picture about women, men, thoughts vulgar 
O. Gutsol
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can’t
- You are so kind, funny and beautiful.
- Oh come on.
Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
- Woman: Yeah, sure!
Man:
-
After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional,
Drive badly, Stop thinking,
Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment seminar he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever
MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away
WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix
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