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2018.01.29

Joke about car

- You know how it is in life. One door closes - that means another door opens...

Car

2018.01.29

Joke about husband, wife

A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand,

Husband and wife

2018.01.29

Joke about children

Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who

Children

2018.01.29

Joke about boomerang

In a boomerang shop: "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.

Boomerang

2018.01.29

Joke about doctor black

Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is

Doctor Black

2018.01.29

Joke about doctor

Mr. Smith: "Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed
me yesterday?"
Doctor: "Yes, what's the

Doctor

2018.01.29

Joke wordplay

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from

Wordplay

2018.01.29

Joke about naked, bank robber short

A naked women robbed a bank.

Naked Bank Robber Short

2018.01.29

Joke about soccer and women

- Why is women's soccer so rare?
- It's quite hard

Soccer Women

2018.01.29

Joke about girlfriend and baby

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having

Girlfriend Baby

2018.01.29

Joke about women, men vulgar

- You are so kind, funny and beautiful.
- Oh come on.

Women and Men Vulgar

2018.01.29

Joke about political

-What do politicians and diapers have in common?
- Both

Political

2018.01.29

Joke about parrot

I'm selling my talking parrot. Why? Because

Parrot

2018.01.29

Joke about husband, wife

A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on

Husband and wife

2018.01.29

Joke about stairs short

- What goes up and down

Stairs Short

2018.01.29

Joke about little johnny

Little Johnny asks his father:
- Where does the wind come from?
- I don't know.
- Why do dogs bark?
- I don't know.
- Why is the

Little Johnny

2017.12.04

Joke about genies

Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.
The genie grants each of them one wish.
The first guy wishes to be

Genies

2017.12.04

Joke about cinema

They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come

Cinema

2017.12.04

Joke about hunting black

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is

Hunting Black

2017.11.23

Joke about office and food

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for

Office Food

2017.11.23

Joke about lie

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.
The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, "So, you were at school today, right?"
Son: "Yeah."
Detector:
"Beep."
Son: "OK, OK, I