Girlfriend jokes

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
1st: How your girlfriend look like?
2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours?
1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.

Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.