Bust jokes

Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!
- Almost Boobs... - Barely there. - Can't Complain! - Damn! - Double damn! - Enormous! - GEEEEzus Christ! - Fake.