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Sexual quotes

Quotes : 20 
  Letter : S 
  Category: About sex 

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Quote about sex


Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for best quality rubber.


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Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.


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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.


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Quote about life, sex short


Life is a sexually transmitted disease.


 Categories :   Life • Sex • Short


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Quote about women and sex


You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.


 Categories :   Women • Sex


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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?


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Quote about shopping and sex


Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.


 Categories :   Shopping • Sex


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Quote about sex and money


I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.


 Categories :   Sex • Money


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Quote about sex and love


Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.


 Categories :   Sex • Love


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Quote about sex and education


Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework


 Categories :   Sex • Education


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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant


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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.


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Quote about love and sex


Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex


 Categories :   Love • Sex


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Quote about sex


Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.


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Quote about love, sex short


Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.


 Categories :   Love • Sex • Short


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Quote about women, men and sex


Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex


 Categories :   Women and Men • Sex


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Quote about sex


The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.


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Quote about sex and women, men


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.


 Categories :   Sex • Women and Men


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Quote about sex, love short


Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.


 Categories :   Sex • Love • Short


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Quote about sex


Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last


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