Santa humor

Boy - "dear Santa, for Christmas, I would like a baby brother."
Santa - "Send me your mother."

-Why doesn't Santa have any children?
-He only comes once a year - and when he does, it's down a chimney.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

Q: Why is santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.