Love humor

What’s the difference between love, true love
and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling

What is the definition of making love?
Something a woman does while a guy is humping her

If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.

She was hungry for love and didn't know where her next male was coming from.

- What is the difference between like and love?
- Spit and swallow."

- Who has invented the love?
- The poor, so they can f:::ck for free.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.