Birds humor

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When a bird hits your window, how do you know God isn't playing Angry Birds with you?

Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop.

Birdy birdy in the sky,
Left a poopie in my eye.
Me don’t care, me don’t cry,
Me just happy, that a cow can’t fly!