Joke about wallet, onion short
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30
- I want some onion.
- Excuse me, mam, but there is no onion here now.
- But I need onion!
- Excuse me, mam, again. I'm really sorry, but...
- You say - no onion?
- Yes!
- Hm… It was here two days ago!
- Very sorry! No onion now...
- But...
- OK, mam! Please, would you
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