Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal."
The teacher held up a picture
of a cat
and asked, "What animal is this?"
cat!" said Suzy.
Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent.
After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"I know!" called out Little Johnny.
"A horny bastard!"