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 Categories :   Lawyer


A lawyer buys a farm as a weekend retreat.
While walking round his new property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpat.
The lawyer starts yelling, 'Oh my God!
Help me, help me!'
His wife runs up and asks what's the matter.
The lawyer points to his feet and screams, 'I'm melting!
I'm melting...!'
  






 Categories :   Plumber


What are the three rules for being a plumber?
1. Hot water is always on the left.
2. Shit doesn't flow uphill
3. Never chew your fingernails.
  







 Categories :   Russia


I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.
  






 Categories :   War


War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
  







 Categories :   Snake


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 Categories :   Snake


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