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Quote about russia


I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.


 Categories :   Russia





Quote about vagina short


Another name for a vagina is a cockpit


 Categories :   Vagina Short





Quote about men


Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.


 Categories :   Men





Quote about love


She was hungry for love and didn't know where her next male was coming from.


 Categories :   Love





Quote about blonde


She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.


 Categories :   Blonde





Quote about erection vulgar


A dog's erection looks exactly like lipstick, but it sure doesn't taste like it.


 Categories :   Erection Vulgar





Quote about penis, women, men vulgar


A penis is like a mans life.....woman make it hard


 Categories :   Penis Women and Men Vulgar





Quote about drunk


I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.


 Categories :   Drunk





Quote about marriage


Marrying a man for his good looks is like buying a house for its paint.


 Categories :   Marriage





Quote about sex


Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for best quality rubber.


 Categories :   Sex





Quote vulgar


My unit would like to explore your crater.


 Categories :   Vulgar





Quote vulgar


There's something actionable in your pants.


 Categories :   Vulgar





Quote wordplay


All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.


 Categories :   Wordplay





Quote about women, men


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument


 Categories :   Women and Men





Quote about school


S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life


 Categories :   School





Quote about school


C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping


 Categories :   School





Quote about school and sleeping


If sleep is really good for the brain, then why is it not permitted in school?


 Categories :   School Sleeping





Quote about men


Men are like public toilets. They are either engaged or full of shit.


 Categories :   Men





Quote about sex


Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.


 Categories :   Sex





Quote about children


Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.


 Categories :   Children







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