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Joke about lawyer


A lawyer buys a farm as a weekend retreat.
While walking round his new property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpat.
The lawyer starts yelling, 'Oh my God!
Help me, help me!'
His wife runs up and asks what's the matter.
The lawyer points to his feet and screams, 'I'm melting!
I'm melting...!'

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Joke about lawyer


- What's the difference between a lawyer and an undertaker?
- A Lawyer doesn't mind getting his hands dirty while burying his victims.

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Joke about snake, lawyer short


-Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
-To practice.


 Categories :   Snake Lawyer Short


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Joke about lawyer and vampire


What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
The vampire sucks you're blood only at midnight!


 Categories :   Lawyer Vampire


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Joke about lawyer, wordplay short


-What do lawyers wear to court?
-Lawsuits!


 Categories :   Lawyer Wordplay Short


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Joke about lawyer, apple black


How is an apple like a lawyer?
They both look good hanging from a tree.


 Categories :   Lawyer Apple Black


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Joke about lawyer and bank robber


Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables.
While this is going on, one of the lawyers jams something into the other lawyer's hand.
Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers: "What is this?"
The first lawyer replies: "It's the $100 I owe you."


 Categories :   Lawyer Bank Robber


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Joke about children and lawyer


Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is dog.
The second is snake.
And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.


 Categories :   Children Lawyer


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