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Women jokes


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Joke about women


Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
On a broomstick.
We're flexible like that.

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Joke about money and women


What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild?
A fifty-dollar bill.


 Categories :   Money Women


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Joke about women


Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful?
Beautician: Maybe.
Does he still drink a lot?

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Joke about women


What is the difference between a woman and a battery?
"A battery always has a positive side."

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Joke about women and brains


Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain:
On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.


 Categories :   Women Brains


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Joke about women


How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

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Joke about women


I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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Joke about women vulgar


What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!


 Categories :   Women Vulgar


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Joke about women


How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Joke about women


There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

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