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Joke about blonde short


How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.


 Categories :   Blonde Short





Joke about doctor


A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor.
Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age."
Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"


 Categories :   Doctor





Joke about bar


A man goes into a pub and says, "I'd like something tall, icy and full of gin."
The barman turns and shouts into the kitchen, "Oi, Doris!
Someone to see you!"


 Categories :   Bar





Joke about spinach, anal sex vulgar


What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.


 Categories :   Spinach Anal Sex Vulgar





Joke about school and chemistry


Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.


 Categories :   School Chemistry





Joke about curse and wizard


A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?"
"Maybe," says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse?"
The man replies without hesitation "I pronounce you man and wife..."


 Categories :   Curse Wizard





Joke about condoms short


I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.


 Categories :   Condoms Short





Joke about rabbit, wordplay short


Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.


 Categories :   Rabbit Wordplay Short





Joke about lawyer


- How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
- His lips begin to move.


 Categories :   Lawyer





Joke about tattoo


I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.


 Categories :   Tattoo





Joke vulgar


There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses."
She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"


 Categories :   Vulgar





Joke about little girl and dinner


A family was having some people to dinner.
At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"


 Categories :   Little girl Dinner





Joke about blonde


A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"


 Categories :   Blonde





Joke about math short


...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."


 Categories :   Math Short





Joke about viagra vulgar


- What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
- They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.


 Categories :   Viagra Vulgar





Joke about pirate


There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt.
After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir."
At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon.
The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."


 Categories :   Pirate





Joke about little johnny black


One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.
"That's because he's inside your cat!"


 Categories :   Little Johnny Black





Joke about little johnny


Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The policeman said, "What's he like?"
Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"


 Categories :   Little Johnny







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