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Joke about blonde short


How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.


 Categories :   Blonde Short





Joke about halloween


Funny picture  about halloween


 Categories :   Halloween





Joke about cat


Funny picture  about cat


 Categories :   Cat





Joke about doctor


A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor.
Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age."
Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"


 Categories :   Doctor





Joke about bar


A man goes into a pub and says, "I'd like something tall, icy and full of gin."
The barman turns and shouts into the kitchen, "Oi, Doris!
Someone to see you!"


 Categories :   Bar





Joke about spinach, anal sex vulgar


What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.


 Categories :   Spinach Anal Sex Vulgar





Joke about school and chemistry


Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.


 Categories :   School Chemistry





Joke about curse and wizard


A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?"
"Maybe," says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse?"
The man replies without hesitation "I pronounce you man and wife..."


 Categories :   Curse Wizard





Joke about condoms short


I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.


 Categories :   Condoms Short





Joke about rabbit, wordplay short


Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.


 Categories :   Rabbit Wordplay Short





Joke about lawyer


- How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
- His lips begin to move.


 Categories :   Lawyer





Joke about police


A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him and he knew he shouldn't run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th.
I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop.
I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer and he walked away.


 Categories :   Police





Joke about tattoo


I always look for a woman who has a tattoo.
I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.


 Categories :   Tattoo





Joke about flower


Funny picture  about flower


 Categories :   Flower





Joke about knife


Funny picture  about knife


 Categories :   Knife





Joke about golf and crocodile


Funny picture  about golf and crocodile


 Categories :   Golf Crocodile





Joke about dog


Funny picture  about dog


 Categories :   Dog





Joke about monkey and knife


Funny picture  about monkey and knife


 Categories :   Monkey Knife





Joke vulgar


There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses."
She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"


 Categories :   Vulgar





Joke about little girl and dinner


A family was having some people to dinner.
At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"


 Categories :   Little girl Dinner







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