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Joke about scale


A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.
"That won't help you, Joe, you know?"
"Oh it helps a lot," says the man, "it's the only way I can see the numbers!"


 Categories :   Scale





Joke about hair


Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as
much as the other people in the lift.


 Categories :   Hair





Joke about cat


Funny picture  about cat


 Categories :   Cat





Joke about chocolate and sex


Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex:
- You can GET chocolate.
- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
- You can have chocolate in in public.
- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
- No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.


 Categories :   Chocolate Sex





Joke about dentists


Dentist: "This will hurt a little."
Patient: "OK."
Dentist: "I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."


 Categories :   Dentists





Joke about money


Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying
in a new BMW than on a bike.


 Categories :   Money





Joke about police and crocodile


Funny picture  about police and crocodile


 Categories :   Police Crocodile





Joke about husband, wife black


Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her
bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts
hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "your parents came
for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."


 Categories :   Husband and wife Black





Joke about dog


Funny picture  about dog


 Categories :   Dog





Joke about death black


A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.
The husband said "ship her home".
Shocked, the undertaker asked "but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"
The husband replied "a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead... I cant take the chance!"


 Categories :   Death Black







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