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Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

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Men are like public toilets. They are either engaged or full of shit.

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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