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Quote about marriage


Marrying a man for his good looks is like buying a house for its paint.

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Quote about marriage


My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

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Quote about insurance and marriage


Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.


 Categories :   Insurance Marriage


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Quote about marriage


Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.

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Quote about marriage


Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

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Quote about love and marriage


If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.


 Categories :   Love Marriage


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Quote about women, men and marriage


Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.


 Categories :   Women and Men Marriage


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Quote about marriage


Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience

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