Funnypedia
Encyclopedia of jokes

Main page

Jokes
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Quotes
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Stories
A-Z Index
Categories
Random

Verses
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Funny pictures
A-Z Index
Categories
Random

Humor
A-Z Index
Categories
Add
Feedback
Site Map
Funnypedia
Search



  HUMOR ABOUT      

PDA  |  RSS

School jokes


Jokes : 15 
  Letter : S 

A-Z Index  
  Jokes by category


Description: Jokes about school






Joke about school


Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream... and two cows."

Link to joke



Joke about school


"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

Link to joke



Joke about school


Teacher: Give me an example of animal.
Jimmy: Frog
Teacher: Give me another.
Jimmy: Another Frog.

Link to joke



Joke about school


Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: That's a good idea, Jordan.
Jordan: No, it's not. Then she'll know I can't spell.

Link to joke



Joke about school


Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?"
Alex: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"

Link to joke



Joke about school vulgar


The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But George," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber."


 Categories :   School Vulgar


Link to joke



Joke about school vulgar


Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Sarah waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?” Sarah says, “Mas-tur-bate.” Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, Sarah, that’s a mouthful.” Sarah says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.”


 Categories :   School Vulgar


Link to joke



Joke about school and little johnny


A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"


 Categories :   School Little Johnny


Link to joke



Joke about school vulgar


In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him:
- John, why aren’t you writing?
- I’m exhausted because of sex.
- That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.


 Categories :   School Vulgar


Link to joke



Joke about school


Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?! Boy : Me! I’m going home now.

Link to joke



Joke about school


A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

Link to joke



Joke about school, little johnny vulgar


The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"
"Her tits!" says Peter.
"Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher with disgust. "And you, Johnny?"
"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving..."


 Categories :   School Little Johnny Vulgar


Link to joke



Joke about school and idiots


"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."


 Categories :   School Idiots


Link to joke



Joke about school, sleeping and little johnny


Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.


 Categories :   School Sleeping Little Johnny


Link to joke



Joke about school and children


Dad, can you write in the dark?
I think so. What is it you want me to write?
Your name on this report card.


 Categories :   School Children


Link to joke






TOP CATEGORIES
Jokes

- Vulgar
- Blonde
- Husband and wife
- Black
- Sex
- Short
- School
- Women and Men
- Children
- Little Johnny
- Women
- Doctor
- Lawyer
- Penis
- Condoms
- Donald Trump
- Exams
- Prostitute
- Wordplay
- Boys and girls
- Santa
- Secretary
- Vagina
- Bar
- Bust
- Cannibals
- Cheating
- Computer
- Crime
- Genies





Copyright © 2011 - 2017 www.funnypedia.org