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Joke about men, kill vulgar
What’s the best way to kill
a
man?
Put a
naked
woman
and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Categories :
Men
•
Kill
•
Vulgar
Joke about spider, snoring black
Why do female black widow spiders
kill
their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Categories :
Spider
•
Snoring
•
Black
Joke about sperm
Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one
egg
?
Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Categories :
Sperm
Joke about men and light bulb
How many men does it take to screw in
a
light bulb?
Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Categories :
Men
•
Light bulb
Joke about men and light bulb
How many men does it take to screw in
a
light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him
Categories :
Men
•
Light bulb
Joke about boys short
Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be
men
.
Categories :
Boys
•
Short
Joke black wordplay
How can you tell when
a
man
is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your
finger
in between his neck and the noose.
Categories :
Black
•
Wordplay
Joke about men, penis vulgar
What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of
a
man’s penis?
His body.
Categories :
Men
•
Penis
•
Vulgar
Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use
a
lubricant.
Categories :
Girlfriend
•
Smoking
•
Vulgar
•
Wordplay
Joke about men, shower and pee
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Categories :
Men
•
Shower
•
Pee
Joke about women, word, sex short
Three words women hate to hear when having sex
“Honey, I’m home!”
Categories :
Women
•
Word
•
Sex
•
Short
Joke about sex and word
The three words most hated by
men
during sex?
"Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
Categories :
Sex
•
Word
Joke about nudist vulgar
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry
a
cup of
coffee
in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Categories :
Nudist
•
Vulgar
Joke about women, men
What makes
men
chase
women
they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes
dogs
chase
cars
they have no intention of
driving
.
Categories :
Women and Men
Joke about wife and jewish
What’s the difference between
a
Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A
Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Categories :
Wife
•
Jewish
Joke about love vulgar
What’s the difference between love, true love
and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling
Categories :
Love
•
Vulgar
Joke about blow job vulgar
What’s the similarity between getting
a
blow job from an eighty year-old and walking the tightrope?
In both cases you really don’t want to look down…
Categories :
Blow job
•
Vulgar
Joke about lawyer and god
What’s the difference between
a
lawyer and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer
Categories :
Lawyer
•
God
Joke about blow job vulgar
What’s the best thing about
a
blow job?
Five minutes of peace and quiet.
Categories :
Blow job
•
Vulgar
Joke about women
What is the similarity between
a
woman and laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you!
Categories :
Women
Joke about train vulgar
Why are electric trains like
a
mother’s breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.
Categories :
Train
•
Vulgar
Joke about blow job, wordplay vulgar
Why do
men
like blowjobs?
It’s the only
time
they get something into
a
woman’s head
straight!
Categories :
Blow job
•
Wordplay
•
Vulgar
Joke about women, men, eye and sex
Why do
women
close their eyes during sex?
They can’t stand seeing
a
man
have a good
time
.
Categories :
Women and Men
•
Eye
•
Sex
Joke about love vulgar
What is the definition of making love?
Something
a
woman
does while a guy is humping her
Categories :
Love
•
Vulgar
Joke about women
Why do women rub their
eyes
when they get up in the morning?
They don’t have balls to scratch.
Categories :
Women
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