-Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No, no, no..... male or female?
-Male, female...... sometimes camel.......
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no
chemistry.
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Looking at the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken must have been around 8 or 11 feet tall.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!"
So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's about as far as I remember.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
- What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
- The splits!
A priest is walking to his church when he passes a group of prostitutes.
One of them yells out “$20 for a blowjob, Father!” The priest puts his head down and speed walks the rest of the way. When he arrives at the church he nervously approaches one of the nuns and asks her “Sister, what’s a blowjob?” She tells him “$20, Same as downtown”
Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
-What do lawyers wear to court?
-Lawsuits!