Joke about slut, vulgar short
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.
"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
- "What seems to be the problem?"
- "My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"
- "Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?"
- "Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"
- "Er ... Why don't you take a lover?"
- "I have! I still don't get enough."
- "Take another lover."
- "I did. In fact, I have eight lovers - and I still don't get enough sex!"
- "Gosh, that's an anomaly."
- "Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!"