Vulgar jokes

2019.12.08

Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar

Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out

God Men Dildo Vulgar

2019.08.20

Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar

A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on

Women and Men Shadow Prostitute Vulgar

2019.08.02

Joke about boys and girls vulgar

boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the

Boys and girls Vulgar

2018.07.26

Joke about slut, vulgar short

What do you call a whore

Slut Vulgar Short

2018.07.25

Joke about cannibals, trust, blow job vulgar

What’s the definition of “trust”?
Two

Cannibals Trust Blow job Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about light bulb, freud, penis vulgar

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one

Light bulb Freud Penis Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about men, kill vulgar

What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and

Men Kill Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about men, penis vulgar

What do you call the useless piece of skin

Men Penis Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay

What should you do if you girlfriend starts

Girlfriend Smoking Vulgar Wordplay

2018.07.25

Joke about nudist vulgar

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and

Nudist Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about love vulgar

What’s the difference between love, true love

Love Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about blow job vulgar

What’s the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year-old and

Blow job Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about blow job vulgar

What’s the best thing about a blow

Blow job Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about train vulgar

Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts?
They were both designed for

Train Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about blow job, wordplay vulgar

Why do men like blowjobs?
It’s the only time

Blow job Wordplay Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about love vulgar

What is the definition of making love?
Something a

Love Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about god, sperm vulgar

How do we know God is a man?
Because if

God Sperm Vulgar

2018.07.25

Joke about blonde, mosquito vulgar

What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Blonde Mosquito Vulgar

2018.01.29

Joke about women, men vulgar

- You are so kind, funny and beautiful.
- Oh come on.

Women and Men Vulgar

2017.06.25

Joke about spinach, anal sex vulgar

What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced

Spinach Anal Sex Vulgar

2017.06.25

Joke vulgar

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses."
She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and

Vulgar

2017.06.25

Joke about viagra vulgar

- What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
- They

Viagra Vulgar

2017.06.25

Joke about girls vulgar

Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems;

Girls Vulgar

2017.06.25

Joke about little johnny, little girl vulgar

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."
The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again.
Once again Little Johnny points to his private

Little Johnny Little girl Vulgar

2017.06.23

Joke about husband, wife vulgar

My wife and I really love bondage.
She loves it because she's a kinky bitch

Husband and wife Vulgar

2017.06.19

Joke about husband, wife, masturbation vulgar

A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
The husband: Oh dear,

Husband and wife Masturbation Vulgar

2017.06.19

Joke about prostitute, bungee jumping vulgar

What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?

Prostitute Bungee Jumping Vulgar

2017.06.19

Joke black vulgar

A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road.
He stops.
And he asks him:
- Hey, What happens to you?
- (crying) Look! and he points

Black Vulgar