Joke about teacher
Why did the physics teacher break up with
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher:
Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of
Little Johnny's teacher said,
"Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him:
- John,
Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I
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