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Short jokes


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Joke about stupidity, cynical short


Of course you're not stupid.
You just have bad luck when you think.


 Categories :   Stupidity Cynical Short


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Joke about x-ray, photography, cynical short


Some people's x-rays actually look much better than their photographs.


 Categories :   X-Ray Photography Cynical Short


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Joke about wallet, onion short


My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.


 Categories :   Wallet Onion Short


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Joke about slut, vulgar short


What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.


 Categories :   Slut Vulgar Short


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Joke about pinocchio short


How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.


 Categories :   Pinocchio Short


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Joke about foreplay short


Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.


 Categories :   Foreplay Short


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Joke about boys short


Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be men.


 Categories :   Boys Short


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Joke about women, word, sex short


Three words women hate to hear when having sex
“Honey, I’m home!”


 Categories :   Women Word Sex Short


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Joke about marriage short


How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!


 Categories :   Marriage Short


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Joke about monday short


The shortest horror story:
Monday.


 Categories :   Monday Short


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Joke about late short


When you're late:
I'm never late. The others are simply too early!


 Categories :   Late Short


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Joke about mom short


Harry, do you think I'm a bad mother?
My name is Paul.


 Categories :   Mom Short


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Joke about naked, bank robber short


A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.


 Categories :   Naked Bank Robber Short


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Joke about stairs short


- What goes up and down but never moves?
- The stairs!


 Categories :   Stairs Short


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Joke about diarrhea, sneezing short


What is dangerous?
Sneezing while having diarrhea!


 Categories :   Diarrhea Sneezing Short


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Joke about parents short


- Daddy what is a transvestite?
- Ask Mommy, he knows.


 Categories :   Parents Short


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Joke about lonely short


Q. What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.


 Categories :   Lonely Short


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Joke about blonde short


How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.


 Categories :   Blonde Short


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Joke about condoms short


I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.


 Categories :   Condoms Short


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Joke about rabbit, wordplay short


Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.


 Categories :   Rabbit Wordplay Short


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