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Joke about math short


...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."


 Categories :   Math Short


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Joke about banana, wordplay short


- What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
- The splits!


 Categories :   Banana Wordplay Short


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Joke about musician, drum short


- Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
- Drummers.


 Categories :   Musician Drum Short


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Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short


What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.


 Categories :   Vagina Penis Vulgar Wordplay Short


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Joke about skunk short


Q: Why do two skunks argue?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink.


 Categories :   Skunk Short


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Joke black short


One step forward, 12 floors down.


 Categories :   Black Short


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Joke about men short


How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".


 Categories :   Men Short


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Joke about whiskey, diet short


I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.


 Categories :   Whiskey Diet Short


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Joke about love, vulgar short


- What is the difference between like and love?
- Spit and swallow."


 Categories :   Love Vulgar Short


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Joke about blonde short


-Why can't a blonde dial 911?
-She can't find the eleven.


 Categories :   Blonde Short


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Joke about blonde short


I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!


 Categories :   Blonde Short


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Joke about food short


Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.


 Categories :   Food Short


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Joke about snake, lawyer short


-Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
-To practice.


 Categories :   Snake Lawyer Short


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Joke about lawyer, wordplay short


-What do lawyers wear to court?
-Lawsuits!


 Categories :   Lawyer Wordplay Short


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Joke about blonde short


What are the six worst years in a blonde's life?
Third grade.


 Categories :   Blonde Short


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Joke about submarine, blonde short


How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.


 Categories :   Submarine Blonde Short


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Joke about computer short


I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.


 Categories :   Computer Short


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Joke about dishwasher short


What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Yell at her.


 Categories :   Dishwasher Short


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Joke about rape, black short


Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.


 Categories :   Rape Black Short


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Joke about condoms, penis, vulgar short


-What did the penis say to the condom?
-"Cover me. I'm going in."


 Categories :   Condoms Penis Vulgar Short


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