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Jokes : 162 
  Letter : O 
  Category: Vulgar 

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Funny picture about porn vulgar


Funny picture  about porn vulgar


 Categories :   Porn Vulgar


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Joke about men, kill vulgar


What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.


 Categories :   Men Kill Vulgar


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Joke about men, penis vulgar


What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body.


 Categories :   Men Penis Vulgar


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Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay


What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.


 Categories :   Girlfriend Smoking Vulgar Wordplay


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Joke about nudist vulgar


Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!


 Categories :   Nudist Vulgar


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Joke about love vulgar


What’s the difference between love, true love
and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling


 Categories :   Love Vulgar


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Joke about blow job vulgar


What’s the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year-old and walking the tightrope?
In both cases you really don’t want to look down…


 Categories :   Blow job Vulgar


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Joke about blow job vulgar


What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Five minutes of peace and quiet.


 Categories :   Blow job Vulgar


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Joke about train vulgar


Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts?
They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.


 Categories :   Train Vulgar


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Joke about blow job, wordplay vulgar


Why do men like blowjobs?
It’s the only time they get something into a woman’s head
straight!


 Categories :   Blow job Wordplay Vulgar


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Joke about love vulgar


What is the definition of making love?
Something a woman does while a guy is humping her


 Categories :   Love Vulgar


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Joke about god, sperm vulgar


How do we know God is a man?
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!


 Categories :   God Sperm Vulgar


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Joke about blonde, mosquito vulgar


What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.


 Categories :   Blonde Mosquito Vulgar


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Funny picture about sex, comics vulgar


Funny picture  about sex, comics vulgar


 Categories :   Sex Comics Vulgar


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Funny picture about ass vulgar


Funny picture  about ass vulgar


 Categories :   Ass Vulgar


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Funny picture about dentists vulgar


Funny picture  about dentists vulgar


 Categories :   Dentists Vulgar


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Joke about women, men vulgar


- You are so kind, funny and beautiful.
- Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.
- And smart, too!


 Categories :   Women and Men Vulgar


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Funny picture vulgar


Funny picture  vulgar


 Categories :   Vulgar


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Funny picture about urinal vulgar


Funny picture  about urinal vulgar


 Categories :   Urinal Vulgar


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Funny picture about sex vulgar


Funny picture  about sex vulgar


 Categories :   Sex Vulgar


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Joke about spinach, anal sex vulgar


What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.


 Categories :   Spinach Anal Sex Vulgar


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Joke vulgar


There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses."
She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"


 Categories :   Vulgar


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Joke about viagra vulgar


- What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
- They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.


 Categories :   Viagra Vulgar


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Joke about girls vulgar


Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.


 Categories :   Girls Vulgar


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Joke about little johnny, little girl vulgar


Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."
The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day Little Johnny and the girl are playing together again.
Once again Little Johnny points to his private parts and says, "I have one of these and you don't."
But this time the little girl just keeps on playing.
"How come you're not crying today," asks Little Johnny.
"My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want."


 Categories :   Little Johnny Little girl Vulgar


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