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 Categories :   Women and Men Prostitute Shadow Vulgar


A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."
  






 Categories :   Women and Men Sex


A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn’t prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"
  







 Categories :   Turtle


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
  






 Categories :   People


It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
  







 Categories :   Women and Men Shadow Vulgar


Funny picture  about shadow, women, men vulgar
  






 Categories :   Snake Rooster


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