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Categories :		Women • Phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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Categories :		Egg • Vulgar

Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says, "I've got a huge crack."
The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not f:::cking hard yet."

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Categories :		Short • Finger

My middle finger salutes you!

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Categories :		Women • Sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

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Categories :		Cat

Stuffed toy cat

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Categories :		Dentists • Christmas tree • Black

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