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Categories :		Women • Phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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Categories :		Sex • Vulgar

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatoes"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, tomatoes"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches you’re getting mayonnaise on me"!

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Categories :		Short • Finger

My middle finger salutes you!

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Categories :		Russia

I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.

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Categories :		Cat

Stuffed toy cat

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Categories :		Cat

Stay calm

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