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Categories :		Women • Phone

When you're calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.

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Categories :		Lawyer • Vampire

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
The vampire sucks you're blood only at midnight!

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Categories :		Short • Finger

My middle finger salutes you!

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Categories :		Work

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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Categories :		Cat

Stuffed toy cat

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Categories :		Clothes • Kiss

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